[DOWNLOAD] "To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five" by J. S. Cooper ~ eBook PDF Kindle ePub Free
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- Title: To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five
- Author : J. S. Cooper
- Release Date : January 30, 2020
- Genre: Contemporary,Books,Romance,New Adult,
- Pages : * pages
- Size : 313 KB
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To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five,
I'm glad you're happy to have moved into a new apartment, but no:
I do not want to have a beer with you.
I do not want to have a nude sleepover.
I do not want to make you breakfast, lunch or dinner, no matter how many lap dances you promise to give me.
I do not need you to serenade me through the walls at 1am.
And no, I have no interest in letting you take me on a date.
Sincerely,
Magnolia Allen
P.S. And no, I do not want to know how many accents you can growl in during
intimate moments. How is that even a thing?
P. P. S. Also, you will never finding me standing naked in your living room ever
again, so please stop leaving lingerie packages on my welcome mat.