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To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five

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  • Title: To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five
  • Author : J. S. Cooper
  • Release Date : January 30, 2020
  • Genre: Contemporary,Books,Romance,New Adult,
  • Pages : * pages
  • Size : 313 KB

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To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five,

I'm glad you're happy to have moved into a new apartment, but no:

I do not want to have a beer with you.

I do not want to have a nude sleepover.

I do not want to make you breakfast, lunch or dinner, no matter how many lap dances you promise to give me.

I do not need you to serenade me through the walls at 1am.

And no, I have no interest in letting you take me on a date.

Sincerely,

Magnolia Allen

P.S. And no, I do not want to know how many accents you can growl in during

intimate moments. How is that even a thing?

P. P. S. Also, you will never finding me standing naked in your living room ever

again, so please stop leaving lingerie packages on my welcome mat.


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